Picture this: You're at a party, and after having a few beers you casually say something like "Donald Trump is a lying golf-playing motherfucking nazi." Right a...
“O sleep, O gentle sleep, Nature's soft nurse, how have I frightened thee. That thou no more will weigh my eyelids down, And steep my senses in forgetfulness?”...
"You should eat a grapefruit every day for a week," said no one ever. But maybe they should have said it.
Grapefruits have vitamin C and stuff, and that's re...
How to Talk Politics at Christmas
There’s no use in avoiding politics this holiday season. You’ll try hard, but current events will slide into your conversat...
Why It Is Completely Okay To Hate Christmas and All The Bullsh*That Comes Along With It
I hate Christmas, and for a long time I felt like an asshole for th...
What Some Men Think About Abortion
The Ohio legislature just passed a ban on abortions occurring past six weeks. Many women don’t confirm their pregnancy unt...
