TL Banks

Ghosting Mrs. Robinson: How to Ditch That Cougar with a Crush

TL BanksSeptember 28, 2017

Ghosting Mrs. Robinson: How to ditch that Cougar w/a Crush Oh, my little pumpkins, I am sure that you have missed me while I was away! I have just recently r...

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Can one word save your relationship?

TL BanksAugust 19, 2017

Can one word save your relationship? Ah Love. Probably the most overused word in the English Language. What sucks about that is that English speakers re...

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How to Make Abortion Illegal in America

TL BanksAugust 8, 2017

Social Experiment: How to make abortion illegal in America Just picture it- all of you self-righteous blowhards who feel morally obligated to interfere with ...

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Aunt May Be Yaaas

TL BanksJuly 18, 2017

I feel a slightly nerdy yet very girly rant coming on. This one about Spider-Man. Well, not really, but about the people who hate Spider-Man. Well, not so mu...

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If God Were Real, She Would Most Certainly Be an Overworked Mom

TL BanksJuly 13, 2017

If god was a real thing, and had to be reduced to a binary human construct of gender, that god would most certainly be “female-ish” I like to preface everyth...

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Is Blerd the Word? A Category Crisis

TL BanksMay 22, 2017

Is blerd the word? The shadiness of blerdiness. It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world. But I am sure that comes as no shock. And as a person who lives for show ...

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The Semantics of Sexy: Navigating Betty Boop Syndrome

TL BanksMay 19, 2017

"Excuse me miss but DAMN... you're SO sexy..." Well that's nice, right? Maybe, if you only ever hear that once in a blue moon. Maybe, if you happen to be ...

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Fuckboys Should Avoid These 5 Female Archetypes

TL BanksApril 20, 2017

She’s just not that into you: 5 female archetypes all fuckboys should avoid I try desperately to avoid my family and friends on Facebook because it never fai...

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3 Things Corporate Chicks Can Learn From Darth Vader

TL BanksApril 10, 2017

The Making of a Sith: 3 Things Corporate Chicks Can Learn From Darth Vader We came to conquer didn’t we? You got this gig and now you have to navigate minefi...

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