Matt Crowley



Hey Asshole, I’ve been dating my girlfriend for about six months now. Things are pretty serious, and her lease is almost up, and she’s hinting that she might...
Can you get laid on Mars flickr user Moyan Brenn

Can You Get Laid On Mars?

So you're stranded on Mars. Your team has left the planet’s orbit, your shelter is only meant to withstand a month, you're quickly running out of food. It’s a d...